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  1. My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
  2. Never date a baker. They're too kneady.
  3. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
  4. ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.
  5. UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.
  6. A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a price on a drink. The barkeeper says: "For you... no charge!"
  7. If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.
  8. A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!" to which the man replies, "I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."
  9. Oysters hate to give away their pearls because they are shellfish.
  10. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

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United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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