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  1. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
  2. A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.
  3. I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
  4. My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother.
  5. Never date a baker. They're too kneady.
  6. Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
  7. A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!" to which the man replies, "I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."
  8. I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
  9. "We messed up the keming again guys."
  10. The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.

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United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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