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Today's Jokes

  1. Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
  2. Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you're also the murderer at the same time.
  3. My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother.
  4. Oysters hate to give away their pearls because they are shellfish.
  5. A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.
  6. I have a joke about Stack Overflow, but you would say it's a duplicate.
  7. To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
  8. A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!" to which the man replies, "I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."
  9. "Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs." "OK." "Oh and while you're there, get some milk." He never returned.
  10. There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't.

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