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Today's Jokes

  1. Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.
  2. A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.
  3. How do you tell HTML from HTML5? - Try it out in Internet Explorer - Did it work? - No? - It's HTML5.
  4. If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashed ... Oh wait, he does.
  5. My husband and I were happy for 20 years. And then we met.
  6. Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get ya?" The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic." The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@" The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."
  7. The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
  8. // This line doesn't actually do anything, but the code stops working when I delete it.
  9. Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
  10. A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers. The bartender says "I'll have to charge you extra, that's a root beer float". The guy says "In that case, better make it a double."

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United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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