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Today's Jokes

  1. Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.
  2. A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.
  3. A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a price on a drink. The barkeeper says: "For you... no charge!"
  4. How do you tell HTML from HTML5? - Try it out in Internet Explorer - Did it work? - No? - It's HTML5.
  5. A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks "may I join you?"
  6. A horse walks into a bar. "Hey", the Bartender says. "Sure", the horse replies.
  7. Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get ya?" The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic." The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@" The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."
  8. ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.
  9. "Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs." "OK." "Oh and while you're there, get some milk." He never returned.
  10. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

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